Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas, My Fellow Countrymen!

May this find you happy and in one piece.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

No I swear I'm not...and I promise I don't

When blood starts trickling out your nose at a party filled with wizened twentysomethings, how do you explain it without sounding like an ass: too much coke or too much booger scraping?

Answer: just simply walk away.