From Love God's Way Ministries, the Houston-based cadre of Bible-beating bumbleheads led by its pastor and self-proclaimed healer of homosexuals, Donnie Davies, comes the parent's lone tool to deter their child from the eternal sandbox of hellfire and brimstone.

The List of Bands That Will "Make You" Gay

Why is Ghostface Killah considered a no-brainer by Davies while Morrissey is tagged as "questionable?"

(hat tip to Crooks and Liars)